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Ven 18 Sep - 14:07
Attention c'est du grand art.
Phrases mythique inside.
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Alors la trop fort
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Ven 18 Sep - 14:37
Ah tien tu me fais penser à une certaine vidéo Beilhan
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.. si on me cherche j'ai déjà fui ...
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Ven 18 Sep - 17:53
Heureusement que ttes les femmes ne sont pas aussi chiantes !!!
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Heureusement que ttes les femmes ne sont pas aussi chiantes !!!
euh
(bon ok je sors..)
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Ven 18 Sep - 18:22
Je tiens a préciser a ceux qui on vu Fredo Mercure que cette vidéo est une parodie.
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Ven 18 Sep - 18:31
difficile de ne pas le voir en même temps, vu le titre
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Ven 18 Sep - 18:42
Bah y'a ma copine qui y a cru a fond. Alors elle était choquée par la baffe du gamin. Ralala les femmes...
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Alors elle était choquée par la baffe du gamin. Ralala les femmes...
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heureusement c'est une parodie
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Sam 19 Sep - 22:25
Hum assez spécial ton truc Nico!!!
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Dim 20 Sep - 15:31
</embed></object><br /><br />______________________________________________________________________________________________<br /><br /><br />Ma femme s'est assise sur le sofa près de moi pendant que je zappais <br /><br />avec la télécommande. <br /><br />Elle m'a demandé : Qu'est-ce qu'il y a sur la télé ? <br /><br />J'ai répondu : De la poussière. <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Ma femme hésitait au sujet de ce qu'elle voulait pour notre prochain anniversaire. <br /><br />Elle dit : Je veux quelque chose qui a du punch et qui passe de 0 à 130 <br /><br />en l'espace de 3 secondes. <br /><br />Je lui ai acheté une balance. <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />La tondeuse à gazon est tombée en panne, ma femme n'arrêtait pas de me demander de la réparer. <br /><br />Mais, j'avais toujours autre chose à faire : ma voiture, la pêche, les <br /><br />copains... <br /><br />Un jour, pour me culpabiliser, je l'ai trouvée assise sur la pelouse <br /><br />occupée à couper l'herbe avec des petits ciseaux de couture. <br /><br />J'ai alors pris une brosse à dents et je lui ai dit : Quand tu auras <br /><br />fini de couper la pelouse, tu pourras balayer l'entrée? <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />Ma femme se regardait dans un miroir.Elle n'était pas très contente de ce qu'elle voyait. <br /><br />Elle me dit « Je me sens horrible ; j'ai l'air vieille, grosse et laide. <br /><br />J'ai vraiment besoin que tu me fasses un compliment sur ma personne! » <br /><br />Je lui ai répondu : « Ta vision est excellente ! » <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />J'ai amené ma femme au restaurant.Je commande un steak saignant. <br /><br />Le serveur me dit : « Vous n'avez pas peur de la vache folle? » <br /><br />«Non, elle est capable de commander elle-même !» <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />Ma femme et moi étions à une réunion d'anciens de son école. <br /><br />Il y avait un homme complètement saoul, buvant verre après verre.<br /><br />Je demande à ma femme « Tu le connais? » <br /><br />« Oui », dit-elle en soupirant « Nous sommes sortis ensemble. Il a <br /><br />commencé à boire quand nous nous sommes séparés. <br /><br />Il n'a jamais cessé depuis » <br /><br />Je lui répondis « Qui aurait pu penser que l'on pouvait fêter ça si <br /><br />longtemps?! » <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />En arrivant à la maison hier soir, me femme me demande de la sortir dans un endroit cher. <br /><br />Je l'ai amenée à la station-service. <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />Au supermarché, j'ai demandé à ma femme si nous pouvions prendre une caisse de bière à 25euros. <br /><br />Elle me dit non, et, sans me demander mon avis, elle se prit un pot de <br /><br />crème revitalisante pour la peau à 15euros. <br /><br />Je lui fis remarquer que la caisse de bière m'aiderait plus à la trouver <br /><br />belle que son pot de crème. <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ... <br /><br /> <br /><br />L'autre jour, j'ai demandé à ma femme où elle désirait aller pour notre anniversaire. <br /><br />Elle me répond : "Quelque part où ça fait longtemps que je ne suis pas allée » <br /><br />Je lui ai offert d'aller dans la cuisine. <br /><br />C'est là que la dispute a commencé ...</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--1123" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/13/79/58/i_up_arrow.png" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/13/79/58/i_down_arrow.png" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--1126" id="p1126" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="1126" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="1126"></a><strong>beilhan/althya</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Habitué<br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/itest/ranks/default/default4.gif" alt="Habitué" title="Habitué" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/avatars/gallery/Dessins_f/Dessin_f_33.jpg" alt="beilhan/althya" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award left"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Messages</span> : </span> 80<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Date d'inscription</span> : </span> 16/08/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 15:40</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>J'ai bien rigolé, merci Dorus.</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--1126" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/13/79/58/i_up_arrow.png" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/13/79/58/i_down_arrow.png" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--1128" id="p1128" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="1128" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="1128"></a><strong><span style="color:#8C00FF"><strong>Dorus</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Ancien<br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/itest/ranks/default/default6.gif" alt="Ancien" title="Ancien" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/4011/84/34/34/avatars/23-87.jpg" alt="Dorus" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award left"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Grade</span> : </span> Centurion<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Messages</span> : </span> 211<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Date d'inscription</span> : </span> 18/09/2009<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Localisation</span> : </span> Lyon<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 15:44</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>De rien ,j'ai encore quelques trucs en réserve. ca viens ca viens... Celui la est déjà un peu plus vieux.<br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><font color="darkblue">Fallait y penser...</font></div><br /> <br />La question est fondamentale : <font color="red">POURQUOI</font> ?<br /><br />On n'a pas souvent l'occasion, en ces temps agités, de se poser les<br />vraies questions.<br />Et pourtant...<br /><br /><br /><br />POURQUOI tu peux avoir une pizza à ta maison plus vite qu'une ambulance ?<br /><br />POURQUOI il y a un stationnement pour handicapés en face des patinoires ?<br /><br />POURQUOI les gens commandent un double cheeseburger, des grosses frites et un coca... light? <br /><br /><br />POURQUOI nous achetons des saucisses à hot dog en paquet de 10 et des pains à hot dog en paquet de 8 ?<br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><font color="darkblue">Par ailleurs, ne t'es-tu jamais demandé...</font></div><br /><br />POURQUOI Les femmes ne peuvent pas se mettre du mascara la bouche fermée?<br /><br />POURQUOI le mot 'abréviation' est si long 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align="center">Questions cruciales :</div></font><br /><br />Quand on étrangle un Schtroumpf, il devient de quelle couleur ?<br /><br /><br />Comment les panneaux ' DÉFENSE DE MARCHER SUR LA PELOUSE ' arrivent-ils au milieu de celles-ci <br /><br />Quand l'homme a découvert que la vache donnait du lait, que cherchait-il exactement à faire à ce moment-là ?<br /><br />Si un mot dans le dictionnaire est mal écrit, comment s'en apercevra-t-on ?<br /><br />POURQUOI ce couillon de Noé n'a-t-il pas écrasé les deux moustiques ? <br /><br />Est-ce que les ouvriers de chez Lipton ont aussi une pause café ? <br /><br />POURQUOI les moutons ne rétrécissent pas quand il pleut ?<br /><br />POURQUOI 'séparés' s'écrit-il en un mot, alors que 'tous ensemble' s'écrit en deux mots séparés ? <br /><br />Je veux acheter un boomerang neuf : comment puis-je me débarrasser de l'ancien ?<br /><br />POURQUOI Les établissements ouverts 24 heures sur 24 ont-ils des serrures et des verrous ?<br /><br 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title="Confirmé" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/avatars/gallery/Dessins_h/Dessin_h_71.jpg" alt="Philos" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award left"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Messages</span> : </span> 125<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Date d'inscription</span> : </span> 28/07/2009<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Localisation</span> : </span> Bruxelles<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 15:52</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>effectivement ce sont des question existentiel entre nous je crois qu'on réfléchit trop sinon il est vrai que toutes ces question on se les déjà posé au moins une fois</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 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d'inscription</span> : </span> 09/09/2009<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Localisation</span> : </span> Région parisienne<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 16:02</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>POURQUOI Les femmes ne peuvent pas se mettre du mascara la bouche fermée?<br /><br />Ca j avoue je ne m étais jamais posé la question !</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 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class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 16:04</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 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border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--1138" id="p1138" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="1138" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="1138"></a><strong><span style="color:#8C00FF"><strong>Dorus</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Ancien<br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/itest/ranks/default/default6.gif" alt="Ancien" title="Ancien" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/4011/84/34/34/avatars/23-87.jpg" alt="Dorus" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award left"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Grade</span> : </span> Centurion<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Messages</span> : </span> 211<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Date d'inscription</span> : </span> 18/09/2009<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Localisation</span> : </span> Lyon<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 16:10</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><font color="darkblue">Essaie de résoudre cette devinette !</font><br /><br /><font color="darkred">Qu'est-ce qui est plus puissant que Dieu? <br />Qu'est-ce qui est plus méchant que le Diable? <br />Les pauvres l'ont! <br />Les riches en ont besoin! <br />Si tu le manges, tu meurs!</font><br /><br /><font color="darkblue">Cette question a été posée dans des maternelles et des universités. 85% des enfants de maternelle ont trouvé la réponse, mais seulement 17% des étudiants...</font><br /><br /><br /><font color="red"><div align="center">Réponse:</div></font><br /><dl class="codebox spoiler"><dt style="cursor: pointer;" class="spoiler_title">Spoiler:</dt><dd><div class="spoiler_content hidden" hidden="until-found">La réponse est Rien.</div></dd></dl></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" 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pas pensé a cela mais en réfléchissant un peux on tombe sur ça!!</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 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style="color:#8C00FF"><strong>Dorus</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Ancien<br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/itest/ranks/default/default6.gif" alt="Ancien" title="Ancien" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/4011/84/34/34/avatars/23-87.jpg" alt="Dorus" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award left"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Grade</span> : </span> Centurion<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Messages</span> : </span> 211<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Date d'inscription</span> : </span> 18/09/2009<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Localisation</span> : </span> Lyon<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" 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valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="1194" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="1194"></a><strong>beilhan/althya</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Habitué<br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/itest/ranks/default/default4.gif" alt="Habitué" title="Habitué" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/avatars/gallery/Dessins_f/Dessin_f_33.jpg" alt="beilhan/althya" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award left"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Messages</span> : </span> 80<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Date d'inscription</span> : </span> 16/08/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_post_target" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Petites blagues en attendant... <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 20 Sep - 18:47</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Voila a cause du serpent j'ai mis un coup dans mon écran...et il marche plus <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cry.gif" border="0" alt="Petites blagues en attendant... - Page 2 Icon_cry"/> <br /><br />C'est pas bien de faire sa avant l'accès anticipé. 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(pour les femmes spécialement 
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heureusement c'est une parodie 
